You are a riot (funny)!!!!
Actually, I just used the auto to see what would happen, and it did a desent job of translating.
The secret to the words being translated correctly is, you have to write words correctly (for example; "for" instead of "fer", "probably" instead of "prolly". In other words, if you are answering someone that does not speak (some conjunctions do not work either. use I am instead of I'm), write or read English, you (or anyone else) have to write in proper english (either in American english or Queens english).
Then when they use the auto translator, they can pretty much understand.